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How it works

Join today.

Here is the whole thing, from paying to the same visit happening again next year. There are no surprises in it anywhere, which is the point of the whole company.

  1. Day 0You join
  2. Day 1Visit booked
  3. Night beforeWindow and name
  4. As soon as 48hFirst visit
  5. +1 yearSame price
012 minutes

You join in two minutes

Address, plan, card. No sales call, no walkthrough first, nobody coming out to quote you before you are allowed to buy.

02As soon as 48 hours

Your first visit gets booked

Pick your date. As soon as 48 hours out.

03The night before

You always know who is coming

A two-hour window, plus the name and photo of the person who will be at your door. Same person every visit, and you will know them by the second year.

0445 to 90 minutes

The visit itself, shoes off

Shoes off at the door, drop cloths down, tools off your floors. You do not have to follow us around and you do not have to tidy up before we arrive.

05Same day

A report, with photos

Every visit ends with one. What we did, what we are keeping an eye on, and what can honestly wait another year. Nothing in it is a sales pitch, and nothing gets invented to fill a page.

  • Done
  • Watching
  • Can wait
06Care and Max

What repair time means

Two hours on every Care visit, three on Max. It is already paid for, so point at whatever you like: a sticking door, a new light, a shelf that needs hanging. If a job runs longer than the time you have, we tell you the price before carrying on. Unused time does not roll over, so use it.

Two hours on Care, spent
  • 30 minPlaned the sticking back door
  • 35 minHung two shelves in the pantry
  • 25 minSwapped the hallway light fitting
  • 30 minRe-caulked the kitchen backsplash
07A year later

It renews at the same price

We email you two weeks before the year is up. Same plan, same price as the year you joined. Cancel before any visit and you are done: no phone tree, no retention offer, no hard feelings.

Visits and repair time by plan
  • Essentials2 visits a year, spring and fall. Checklist visits, no repair time included.
  • Care2 visits a year, spring and fall. Repair time: 2 hours a visit.
  • Max2 visits a year, spring and fall. Repair time: 3 hours a visit.